i'm not sharon (Funny metaphors used in high school essays)

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Funny metaphors used in high school essays →

“She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.”

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andyourvoicecracks reblogged this from meghangrace
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jakec reblogged this from aidenpyne and added:

HALF OF THESE ARE SIMILES. HOW DID THESE “TEACHERS” GRADUATE?
notsharon reblogged this from livejamie and added:

a deep, throaty, genuine laugh,...that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.”
thepeacoat reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
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zsasz reblogged this from livejamie and added:

ohmy, this is hilarious!
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badwobot reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
percepto reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

faves are #11 and #19 - priceless.
myfirstsodabread reblogged this from hugehuge and added:

I like 19: Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
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amandemic reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

Number 3 had me in hysterics!
itskellythreetimes reblogged this from shannern and added:

um, i have no words. only tons of laughter.
vulturepiano reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

I prefer: She grew on him like she...colony of E. coli, and he was room temperature...
meghangrace reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

These are similes, not metaphors, but still funny.
ruaarnold reblogged this from livejamie and added:

I love them all, but my two favorites were: Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the...
culby reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

(Hat Tip: ali-with-an-i and the Radar)
jamiea reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

I love number 11: “From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when...
trinknack reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
rainbowhill reblogged this from livejamie and added:

I really hate to rain pedantically on your parade but, bar one, these are all examples of simile. You know, I never met...
libbylovesnyc reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
eatwhatwelike reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
corcoranm reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
amilniazi reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

I hope everyone’s getting the message here, which...kids are stupid.
iichlits reblogged this from clablr and added:

colony of E. coli, and he was room temperature Canadian beef.”
clablr reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound...dog makes just before it throws up.
thenandnow0 reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
skar reblogged this from brocatus and added:

What about this one: 25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were
brocatus reblogged this from livejamie and added:

Forgot to add my own favorite; “The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.”...
justaddsalt reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

I love this one right here: 10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like...Hefty...
kim reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

I think I had an email of something like this
elleaecrit reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

faves are no. 4 and 23: 4. She grew on him like she...colony of E. coli, and he was room...
isoldmysoultofilm reblogged this from jamienguyenle
souvenirs reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

One of my favorites: 6. Her vocabulary...bad as, like, whatever.
ieatyouruterus reblogged this from oktopussy and added:

hahahaha i love this nikita x]
agsystems reblogged this from livejamie and added:

“Funny metaphors similies used in high school essays” 12. Her hair glistened in the rain
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oktopussy reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like...guy who went blind...
jamienguyenle reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
baotran reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

these are hilarious
restlessruminations reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

These made me smile. Several of them are quite clever, albeit silly.
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shannern reblogged this from livejamie and added:

I’m SO using these this year. What will I get in trouble for more: bad metaphors or plagiarizing?
areid reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

Metaphors I plan to use in daily conversation....favorite is number 11: “From the attic...
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